Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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