Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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