She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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