Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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