Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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