Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize