You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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