If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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