I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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