I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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