Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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