It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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