im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
