You're my little dorito
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
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He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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