PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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