no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. Iβve taken three shits on the way home already.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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