You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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