My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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