You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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