The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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