Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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