Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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