arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
