It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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