I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
her vagine was all disorganized.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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