Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?