hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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