38 yer olds are good kisserssss
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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