just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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