She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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