Who did Billy Mays play for?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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