i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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