It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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