Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.

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(831): View more from California

Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?

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(314): View more from Missouri

great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter

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at least I said it was good

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(415): View more from California

SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!

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(850): View more from Florida

my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now

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(303): View more from Colorado

Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...

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(360): View more from Washington

we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...

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