problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.