planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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