Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606):are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too http://tfl.nu/1ky4
  Replies (2) Good night (1215) Bad night (433) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie http://tfl.nu/b4xy
  Replies (24) Good night (3856) Bad night (832) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network. http://tfl.nu/5cas
  Replies (35) Good night (3177) Bad night (765) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories

  (239): View more from Florida

  He could rock you to sleep

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories (239): He could rock you to sleep http://tfl.nu/6xlx
  Replies (28) Good night (3848) Bad night (1028)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it's a girl!!

  (614): View more from Ohio

  That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): it's a girl!! (614): That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years http://tfl.nu/ln73
  Replies (30) Good night (6456) Bad night (1295)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower. http://tfl.nu/u1zb
  Replies (22) Good night (7859) Bad night (1219)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  nutella sex= disaster

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): nutella sex= disaster http://tfl.nu/zj5e
  Replies (26) Good night (904) Bad night (5262) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom. http://tfl.nu/em4c
  Replies (16) Good night (6400) Bad night (855) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT. http://tfl.nu/yg6n
  Replies (32) Good night (4688) Bad night (1964) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too. http://tfl.nu/vstu
  Replies (4) Good night (2550) Bad night (566) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar. http://tfl.nu/kkdj
  Replies (6) Good night (708) Bad night (930) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high? http://tfl.nu/olxn
  Replies (8) Good night (686) Bad night (2147) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone http://tfl.nu/g67v
  Replies (8) Good night (2378) Bad night (551) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now. http://tfl.nu/1l2n
  Replies (8) Good night (1804) Bad night (1194) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation. http://tfl.nu/ib5h
  Replies (0) Good night (483) Bad night (419) Order T-Shirt

Randomize