Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over

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(240): View more from Maryland

It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.

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(407): View more from Florida

I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.

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(530): View more from California

my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...

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(845): View more from New York

hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table

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(210): View more from Texas

Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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(407): View more from Florida

How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.

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