i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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