'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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