if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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