I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He did a backflip because drugs
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