You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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