That's when you crack a 10am beer
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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