yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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