I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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