we have officially lost it.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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