True but thats because hes a fetus.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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