And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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