people are starting to question the shark bite story
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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