Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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