Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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