so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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