Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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