My nipple is on Facebook.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think I have vodka in my lungs
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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