Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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