OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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